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A Roslindale baker won

$1 million dollars

from a lottery scratch ticket. Insert your own "dough" joke below.

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Bakers Rack up a Win

Did he really need the dough, or were his fortunes rising anyway?

A good baker will rise to the occasion

A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.

I'm impressed by your rye

I'm impressed by your rye wit. You're really on a roll. I have to warn that baker, though: that much cash can be bulkie.

Oh, Man...

It takes a lot of crust to make jokes like those.

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

The baker stopped making

The baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

So, In Other Words...

... he went on the loaf?

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

He got mad at the Italian

He got mad at the Italian cook and gave him a pizza his mind.

Now the baker plays golf all the time

... and he might finally get rid of that slice.

He plays with a former fisherman who got rid of his hook.

Once a brave baker, the

Once a brave baker, the millionaire golfer lost his balls.

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