Should've kicked him in the wand

According to the Cambridge Chronicle, two local Gandalf-wannabes found themselves locked in mortal battle at the Middlesex Lounge this week.

Police were called to break up the wizardry-infused clash at the Middlesex Lounge --- not to be confused with Middle Earth --- June 15 at 1:34 a.m.

A 26-year-old Woburn magician told police the wizard war started after he allegedly walked up to a Revere man in the bar and stated, "Hey I know you from the magician store."

Comments

Good example

That article is a good example of the writer trying too hard.

I couldn't even see what was going on

there was too much metaphor flying around those "alleged" magicians.

magic solution

I would've turned him into a toad

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