Fratboy Graham gets pinched for moving violation and ...

Every since Michael "Fratboy" Graham got his first fake ID, he's has trouble remembering his birth date. (h/t Swrlygrrl)

It's usually not a problem but "Fratboy" recently got pinched by Framingham Police for [float=right][/float] a "minor" moving violation according to Graham and here's where the story starts to get murky. Graham claims,

"I was pulled over for a minor traffic infraction, and was astonished when the officer informed me that the RMV had revoked my drivers license. I don’t know when and I don’t know why"

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Massachusetts is the only state in the region–and perhaps in the nation–that refuses to give a heads up to taxpayers that their licenses are about to expire. And, apparently, they don’t bother to inform us when they revoke our driving privileges–or why.

So is "Fratboy" claiming that not renewing your license (by the expiration date listed on your license that coincides with your birthday) is the same thing as a revocation by the RMV (which it isn't) or is he writing editorials and broadcasting the fact his license was revoked without even learning out why first?

If it's the former, shame on "Fratboy" for conflating one with the other and blaming RMV when it's his fault. And if its the later, what a numskull. I hope the reason his license was revoked isn't too embarrassing, and more than that I hope RMV sent him a notice of revocation as they are required to by law.

Next week on The Natural Truth: Why breaking traffic laws is always a minor violation when you are the one driving and, Who I met in prison and how we got along.