Nothing says Christmas dinner quite like turducken loaf

Not skinned armadilloNot skinned armadillo Roche Bros., which clearly has its thumb on the gastronomic pulse of the region, is offering Boneless Fresh Turducken Breast this Christmas season. $48.93 gets you a seven-pound bundle of chicken breast embraced by duck breast lovingly cradled in turkey breast.

Thanks to Brad Moore for making us wonder if Roche Bros. is a great store or the greatest store.

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But...

Where's the little pop-up thermometer?

Fry it!

Fry it!

Yuck!

This is enough to make me turn into a vegetarian once and for all. And I know how they came up with the name for it, but still....the word "turd" IS still in there.

Eeek.

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