Pat Patriot arrested in Rhode Island sex sting

By adamg - 12/11/09 - 10:40 pm

No word how close he was to scoring before he was intercepted; cops refused to give him a pass.

Comments

By Neal - 12/12/09 - 1:48 am

at least this is a sex scandal that is somewhat interesting...

By dirtywater77 - 12/12/09 - 4:38 am

Wow, even our mascot can't score this year. At least he made it into the red light zone.

By NotWhitey - 12/12/09 - 9:46 am

See now, that's not even Pat Patriot - that's the Flying Elvis.

THIS is Pat Pariot:

Pat Patriot would never do such a thing.

By Kaz - 12/12/09 - 11:22 am

And Flying Elvis had better watch who he tries to tackle or he might end up with a hunk of, hunk of "burning love".

By plt3012 - 12/12/09 - 11:21 am

Touchdown!