You stay classy, Saugus

DrinkBoston informs us about the stupidest cocktail ever, concocted by some bar in Saugus in honor of Tiger Woods.

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Coulda been worse

Says the guy who (unfortunately) can't forget being offered by a barmaid who declared with no hesitation, way back in the 80s, "...our special today: **m-in-a-Hot-Tub"

Wow, who could resist.

Not even close

Back in the mid '80s there was the Cum Shot: a clear liqueur with a few drops of cream poured gently in the middle. The white cream drops stayed suspended together inside the liqueur. And yes, I saw a girl order one and pound it down with a smile.

I recall that drink, but the

I recall that drink, but the bars where I saw it served called it a blowjob. Real classy, as were the patrons who ordered it.

Even better than the real thing?

Tastes great ... less filling ... er ...

Okay. I'll stop.

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