The Crimson continues to stream news of the urine bottle and the library books: Officials now say the LGBT books were only accidentally given a golden shower when a worker noticed the bottle and knocked it over as he tried to remove it:
[I]t remains unclear why a bottle of urine was stowed in the library.
Out on the West Coast, states have a persistent problem with truckers relieving themselves into bottles and then tossing them out the window. In the summer, the contents ferment and the containers can explode.
Sara Scott wonders: Maybe someone was studying for a urine test?