Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, begin panicking about your 2010 Boston Red Sox.
But I already broke mine...
...and the guy's next to me.
Not only am I panicked about my 2010 Red Sox, but I'm panicked about my 2010 fantasy team which was built on the Red Sox not sucking.
Now closer to Tobin Bridge than World Series.
I knew it was only a matter of time... Finally, I'll be able to return to my pre-2004 semi-regular game attendance.
At least they didn't wait until August to go in the tank this year. No worries about squandering a 10 game lead in August.