Finally: Conclusive proof that hipsters live among us

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Is posting someone's

Is posting someone's conversation on the Internet something a hipster would do?

I guess Billy now knows she laughs about spending his money.

hipsters

- they don't even go to urban outfitters. that's where people who want to dress like them go.

lolz

I'm busy enjoying my 15 minutes of blogosphere fame right now. But quickly:

@ original poster: Thanks for the pingback, bro.

@ anon: Names were changed where necessary, of course.

@ anon and town617: I'm not a hipster, so I don't know shit about who shops at UO and who doesn't. I only tell it like it is.

Urban Outfitters

actually

I can't figure out which I find more obnoxious, the conversation itself, or reporting the conversation with (what seems to be) the aim of exposing these people as poseurs and not bona fide hipsters at all. (I think I'm going to go with the latter as more annoying.)

exposing these people as

exposing these people as poseurs and not bona fide hipsters at all.

Not two distinct groups, IMO.

great scott

great scott is a really cool bar/club...it is one of the few bars in Boston not dominated by baseball/football or frat/thug subculture. The fact that "hipsters" and their urban outfitters imitations frequent there, does not make it any less fun, especially on fri nights...

great scott isn't one of the

great scott isn't one of the few bars in Boston that is free of the people you speak of, you're just going to the wrong bars.

also, hipsters are just as annoying ...

elaborate

elaborate please, which bars in Boston place music and simple fun ahead of bombarding their patrons with sport oriented televisions and patrons who are wildly attracted to that kind of venue?
I am not from Boston originally, so I am open to suggestions - I have been to about 20+ bars and clubs in the Boston area and I find only about 4-5 ("a few") tolerable.

> hipsters are just as annoying
in defense of this "hipster" phenomenon: one man's annoyance is another man's entertainment.

peace.

I don't believe that this conversation took place

The writer may be influenced by stupid things said by the ladies in the bathroom, but I just have trouble believing that anyone would somehow, in the span of a 5 minute conversation, hit every single hipster stereotype on the nose that way.

I mean come on now:

"Girl #2: I’ve never really listened to them either, honestly. But they’re really super cool right now. If they come back to town, we definitely need to go see them."

No hipster would ever pass up the chance to out snob another hipster on any topic, especially not music.

Now if they were 30 something year old reports trying to sneak back into high school or college for a newspaper piece and to get their first kiss, I could see this conversation taking place.

sigh...

I posted this conversation because I was so upset by the ridiculous scene that has subsumed the music I enjoy listening to, not because I thought those chicks were hipster-poseurs. But we *are* online, so it's not surprising that people aren't "getting it."

Actually...

that's conclusive proof that poseurs live among us.

Look at these f&cking

Look at these f&cking hipsters:

http://www.latfh.com/

I'm not so convinced that the

I'm not so convinced that the overheard conversation took place between two hipsters... more likely a couple of not-the-brightest-bulb suburban girls who are new to the city and excited to be in what they consider to be a hip bar. Overall I thought the blog post was amusing. And, it is annoying to listen to silly chatter from kids trying so desperately to be cool if you just want to relax at your usual hangout. If you're not accustomed to it, get used to it -- the older you become the more curmudgeonly your attitude toward youngsters may become.

I'd guess you're right...

..about the conversants.

As to getting more curmudgeonly as you age. Some people do -- while others grow more tolerant. I suspect those who learn to accept the follies of the young with equanimity (and appreciate the virtues they also have) will have more fun in their old age than curmudgeons do.

Great Scott!

The most amazing thing I find about this post is that Great Scott was there over 30 years ago when I was in college and it's considered "hip."

it's a recent development

As recently as three or four years ago, Great Scott had no real reason to exist, but it fairly recently got a new booker and now occasionally has decent bands.

There is no such thing as a

There is no such thing as a hipster. There are cute kids who dress in some kind of clothes that look good on them b/c they are young. So what? A couple of them are dumb. That's no surprise--they are 20 or thereabouts. I don't get all the "hipster" trashing. They're just kids and we're jealous b/c they still are. Ignore them if you don't like them. They don't really matter that much and why should they?

Whit

I'd put a PDX or Seattle crew up against this Brooklyn lot

I could draft a team out of Davis Square, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM

As for jealous? Well, I have to say that skinny jeans are great if you spend time on a bike, and that I was very amused to be complimented on my "Tokyo Street Style" when I combined them with the folky light wool shawl I bought in Galway and my son's fedora, so, um, no. I merely find them amusing, except when they do annoying and entitled things that I don't tolerate in my 14 year old. Then I just tell them to get their arse to the back of the line/back on the curb/etc., or mutter "40lbs of makeup on your art school skin" or hum "Pork and Beans" when they curl their cute little lips and sneer.

Surely you jest

They were hipsters when I was 22 and they're hipsters now. I don't get the anger either, but let's not pretend that this particular group of event night-attending, neo-disco spinning, Vietnamese T-shirt wearing fixie riders doesn't exist.

Definition Please

Exactly what defines a hipster? When I think of hipsters, I think of the guys I see at City Feed in JP wearing womens jeans, white knee socks, and army-issued eye glasses (need for same not apparent), and drinking expensive coffee. Possibly wearing a skate board helmet as well and looking extremely un-washed. A key quality for hipsterism for me is that their appearance has to be such that I cannot conceive of a proffession in which they could be employed besides courrier or DJ, yet they demonstrate enough material wealth that they have to be holding down a good job. Am I on my own here?

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