So stationing burly men with boiling cauldrons of hot pitch above the gates is out as well. Instead, Harvard is looking at other ways to protect students following 10 robberies on or near campus since Nov. 1, the Crimson reports.
The gates are very occasionally used to keep non-Harvard folks out -- on Commencement Day of course, and also at least once in my experience on Harvard-Yale football game day.
These are Harvard students. Get them each armed personal assistants. That's the best way to prepare them for a life of having other, working-class people do their killing for them.
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Locking up Harvard Yard
The gates are very occasionally used to keep non-Harvard folks out -- on Commencement Day of course, and also at least once in my experience on Harvard-Yale football game day.
HOTC
They also lock them for Head of the Charles weekend.
Buy every student a handgun
Done.
That's utterly ridiculous, Will
These are Harvard students. Get them each armed personal assistants. That's the best way to prepare them for a life of having other, working-class people do their killing for them.