I'll have a high-fructose corn syrup with vodka, and make it snappy

Richard Auffrey is upset at the prevalence of sweet cocktails these days.

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HFCS is not "simple syrup"

...it's HFCS. Simple syrup is just sugar, dissolved in water.

Then hold the HFCS.

Then hold the HFCS.

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