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Newton Weed and Peed
By adamg on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 6:04pm
Wicked Local Newton reports a local kid was arrested today for standing, somewhat unsteadily, in front of a fire station with a cooler full of booze and a pot-laced bong, two days after he was arrested on charges of urinating on the steps of the city police station.
His arrest today came after the local constabulary noticed he "appeared to have difficulty walking." Police say his cooler contained, among other things, enough syrupy vodka to ice four bros.
A regular genius until proven otherwise.
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Comments
Smirnoff Ice doesn't exactly contain vodka
That rookie junk is not a pre-mixed vodka beverage, but a "malternative", a/k/a "alcopop", essentially soda-pop-flavored, unhopped beer, occasionally made with some grain neutral spirits added. Same goes for a lot of those booze-branded drinks, at least in the US (overseas versions are often hard liquor based). The US process allows them sell that sugary crap in package stores and other retail outlets only licensed to sell beer and wine.
this passes for journalism?
this is a kid with an obvious problem and when the editor in chief not only allows his reporters to mock the kid but also tweets an office pool for which public building the kid visits next reminds me how what now passes as journalism is nothing more than gossip and entertainment.
A few questions
"cited for a city ordinance violation for possession of marijuana."
Can you get arrested in Newton for this these days?
"one full bottle of Ouzi, a half bottle of Ouzi"
Do they mean Ouzo?
"Two days prior, Boudreau was arrested for indecent exposure after urinating on a police station building and leaving his genitals exposed as he talked to a police officer who confronted him about urinating."
Anyone else picturing the scene from Animal House where Flounder and Pinto first encounter Bluto? Grab a brew! Don't cost nothin!!