OK, this is starting to get ridiculous: Jason Varitek to miss 4-6 weeks with possible broken foot

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Can mere proximity to Adrian Beltre break your bones?

By MC Slim JB - 7/1/10 - 10:36 pm
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If the Sox continue to win in the face of this absurd raft of injuries, I would be sniffing the air around Theo for the scent of brimstone. No team can withstand this much splinting and gauzing, absent a pact with the devil.

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