Remember when Boston Edison became NStar and you thought that was almost as dumb as when Boston Gas became Keyspan?

Feh, mere pikers. Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new cable company (well, those of you who don't subscribe to RCN):

No, really. Stop it, I can hear you snorting all the way up here in the hills. Or as Gizmodo puts it:

Comcast Rebrands Itself as Xfinity. Seriously? That's... That's All You Got?