Scott Brown's birth certificate
By adamg - 1/24/10 - 5:44 pm
Yes, of course, somebody has put up a Web site to demand Brown produce a copy of his birth certificate. Specifically, Paul Day of Watertown.
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It's An Important Question!
What's wrong with simply asking questions? ;-)
Some people say
Some people say he was born in the Republic of Douchebaggistan.
Not me, mind you. But some people.
I'm guessing this is satire of the birthers, but
...there's no requirement for members of Congress to be born in the United States. So it's not even good satire.
I initially thought the same
...but don't they have to be citizens at the time of swearing in? So if there were actually a question about a senator-elect's citizenship, the first place would be to see the birth certificate, no? Then if no U.S. certificate was produced, you'd ask for naturalization papers, etc. etc.
Just playing devil's advocate, yo.
Conspirator!
So you DON'T DENY that the alleged senator-elect is actually a Cuban national who underwent cosmetic surgery and years of voice training to pass as American before stealing the election from whiter-than-western-Mass patriot and lifelong defender of the constitution Martha Coakley?? What's worse, obviously you don't care!
Say, where were YOU born, anyway?
But Cubans can easily become citizens!
Even if they're not baseball players!
Cuban Nationals can easily become US citizens by applying for Political Asylum.
In fact the US House of Representatives has a seat held by Cuban-born Ileana Ros-Lehtinen.
Citizenship
This has nothing to do with qualifications. This has to do with whether we're allowing a foreign-born double agent groomed to undermine the security of the United States of America. But if you're ok with putting the homeland at risk, then that's your choice.
I'm not.
Fun
Okay, but wouldn't it make more sense if it was Bill Hudak?
Don't need to be a natural
Don't need to be a natural born citizen to be a US Senator...
What has he got to hide?
No, but you do need to be human, and I don't see Scott Brown's certificate of humanity being offered for inspection. This is very suspicious.
Great Point!
You have to ask yourself why he won't show his LFBC. Who's telling him not to?
Long form
And it had better be a long form birth certificate.