She spends a week telling people taking up two seats on the bus to knock it off
By adamg - 6/10/10 - 9:38 am
TKOG reports:
... Blondie exhaled a double-lung of disgust and, as she stood, picked up her drenched umbrella from the ground of the bus and put it on my seat, where it lay dripping for thirty seconds while she arranged her bag. "Ooooh, I'm so sorry," she smirked, straight out of Gossip Girl, "Now the seat's all wet! You probably don't want to sit there!
Hey, whatever, I told her. I was going to wash this skirt tonight anyway. Shot her a grotesquely sweet smile until she rolled her eyes away. Dude, there is no escaping the vigilante bustice. ...
Comments
that is where you tell that lady....
"Oh don't worry about it, I don't mind sitting there. Since this conjunctivitis is making me tired, I need to sit down anyway..." (and then stare at the woman the whole trip while you rub your eyes and wipe your hands on your shirt)
TKOG is my hero! Whit
TKOG is my hero!
Whit
Huh. I just start to back my
Huh. I just start to back my ass up into the seat and generally people will move. Better that than have a chubby, usually pretty grungy girl sit on you or your stuff. (If they're going to pretend to not notice the world around them, I can play the same game...)
i had a 3 seater the other day
Got on the 77 at Porter and there was a college-aged kid sitting in the middle of the triple side-facing seats in the back, his stuff spread on both sides. I was in NO MOOD and I made him move his stuff. He's LUCKY he didn't do an eye roll at me, lol.