Shock in Wellesley as woman encounters severed rabbit's head
By adamg - 2/5/10 - 9:55 am
If they had a Pulitzer for the best two-sentence news story, this Wicked Local dispatch would win.
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Severed rabbit head article
No leads yet, detectives would like to investigate a predator of interest who was spotted in the vicinity with possible incriminating coloration on tail. A possible earlier lead dead-ended when the suspect stymied interrogation attempts by repeating "who, who, who".
Another suspect
Police are looking into reports a local hunter may be responsible; man was last heard muttering about a "wascally wabbit."
Anybody seen that hunter suspect recently?
I think he was captured some time ago.
yet another rabbit head suspect, local college professor.....
...who witnessed the attack initially led police towards a different suspect but that suspect was later cleared when it was determined that the literature professor was simply musing about mortality and the persistence of Art.
Meanwhile ...
Others in the area are paying rapt attention to the local rabbits, watching them like hawks.
"rapt attention"
that was funny!
Everyone should be so fortunate
While I am enjoying everyone's commentary on the story (really, I hope some of you are in a business where you can apply these talents for profit), the following occurred to me:
Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who lived on Bunker Hill St. in Charlestown had to worry about was their dog finding a severed rabbit head instead having to rub a rabbit's foot and hoping that they won't be tied up while their home is ransacked?
Now back to our regularly scheduled Friday programming - Nice call, Swirly, on the Hibernator. One of my very favorite winter-time beers.
What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing his head off.
Promo material?
I mean the new "Alice in Wonderland" looks pretty dark...
It's a Wellesleyan message....
....it means.... he sleeps with the carrots.
Splitting hares
-Why did you do it, son?
-I just wanted to see the leporidae.
Is It Possible...
... this has some connection to dog racing shutting down in Massachusetts? Has Swifty gone missing, by any chance?