Waltham gets all emu

Parakeets in East Boston and now an emu on the loose in Waltham. And just in case you were unsure, Channel 4 informs us, "emu are native to Australia, not New England."

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An emu?

Looks like somebody in Waltham has a million dollars.

I was going to say

I was going to say "Kudos, Barenaked Will"...but the imagery that it caused in my head made me run for the bathroom. Aw, hell, here it comes again!

Get Rod Hull on the phone, immediately!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xhDJ8xCdw4

Note the ciggy in the emu's mouth (which clearly started the fire in the fens) and his use of the F word, a blatant f-you to a local columnist. This bird is in tune with the local scene for sure.

But wait, there's more!

The Emu is also under 21, drinking PBR, and carrying a large pile of Shepard Fairey-style OBEY OSTRICH stickers. When they catch him, the judge will certainly make him call his parents in Australia at an inconvenient hour!

Channelling Crockodile Dundee...

Points to the Wild parrots of East Boston: "A bid, you call that bird?"

Point to the Waltham Emu: "Now that's a bird, Mate!"

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