SUV vs. SUV, everybody loses

Green Line service along Commonwealth Avenue was briefly disrupted tonight when two land yachts tried occupying the same space at the same time at Allston Street. Dan Chace was there for the aftermath; says it appears the gray behemoth was going the wrong way on Comm. Ave.

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Fermions, you bozos!

SUVs are fermions, not bosons. What a couple of bozo drivers!

And a majority of their drivers are...

MORONS

clarification

Most people who drive in Massachusetts are MORONS. Massholes who drive SUV'S are simply MORONS who drive bigger cars.

True for the most part

But two important distinctions come into play:

1) a MORON driving an SUV can do a lot more damage than a MORON driving a subcompact

2) SUV drivers often manuever as if their shit doesn't stink. They know their vehicle is bigger so they drive more aggressively.

That's because many (although not all) SUV owners

That's because far too many (although not all) SUV owners think they've bought a street when they've bought a car.

Except the Environment

The Environment Wins. God Bless Al Gore!

every time an SUV crashes, an

every time an SUV crashes, an angel gets its wings (and one less person gets asthma).

Comm Ave is a complicated road

To be fair, Comm Ave in that area is a complicated four-lane divided road with two one-lane access roads plus the T running through the middle of it. A non-native driver could easily get confused in the dark. Bird's-eye view

What?

The line of cars parked in the opposite direction and seeing the backs of street signs isn't a clue that you're going the wrong (expletive) way? This driver should have their license suspended for a month on that basis alone.

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