Aren't you a little young for Ensure, sir?
By adamg - 11/16/11 - 7:25 pm
Boston Police report they were first planning to arrest Emmanuel Porter-Muhammad, 38, of Roxbury, for siphoning gasoline out of cars in the Community Servings Building on Marbury Terrace in Jamaica Plain, shortly after midnight.
Then, police say, they spotted the 48 cans of Ensure in his car. Porter-Muhammad first denied stealing the Ensure, said he had all those cans because he was a bodybuilder, but then, police say, he broke down and admitted stealing the nutrition in a can from CSB.
Innocent, etc.
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Thief
I bet he got it from Andy Rooney's old office, figured nobody would miss it.
He should copped to making Colorado Bulldogs
Ensure and Vodka--
ew
That sounds gross...
No surprise really. Have you looked at the price of Ensure, its cheaper to buy groceries!
I remember when I worked at a drug store long ago... the old people would come out in droves when we had ensure on sale. (and it was often stolen)