Because 'Hey, baby, wanna eat fresh?' wasn't working as a pickup line, apparently
By adamg - 1/28/11 - 9:03 am
The Herald reports a Subway "sandwich artist" was pretending to be a US Marshal as a way to pick up and scam chicks on Craigslist. Dude even had "handcuffs, a pellet gun that looks like a real handgun, black boots, black tactical pants and a phony badge," when arrested at the TGI Fridays in Norwood, the Herald says.

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That tuna got himself into a
That tuna got himself into a real pickle.