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Citizen complaint of the day: Thank goodness the men's room outside the mayor's office is OK
By adamg on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 7:53pm
A nose-holding citizen reports from City Hall:
toilet in mens bathroom on 6th floor of city hall (outside clerks office) is broken again. cant breathe in there and unsanitary.
Connoisseurs of City Hall men's rooms know the public facility on the fifth floor, right outside the mayor's office, is usually serviceable and gives you a feeling of owning the joint since it's a single-staller that is probably bigger than some department heads' offices.
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Comments
It's proof that Menino is
It's proof that Menino is full of it.
He should do a spoof on YOUTUBE with the citizen who complained. "Why didn't you show me some respect. If you had come to me earlier about this problem, that poop would be suffering on Deer Island as we speak."
Hiiiidee-Hoooo!
You make da poop suffer? You bastard!
Does anyone know why the
Does anyone know why the outside "grand" staircase next to City Hall always smells like a bathroom? It seems like there's some sort of nasty leak above you. You can clearly smell this if you walk down the left side of the stairs (going down, right going up).
Apparently youve never
been in Faneuil Hall later than 1:30AM on any night of the week. The whole place smells like piss then.
As for the toilet in City Hall itself...just imagine the doozies that Mumbles has dropped in that bowl. Bet ya he's dropped a bomb or 10 this week alone.
Molasses
Yep. Molasses. The stuff left over from 1919. Uh huh.
Uh oh...
...looks like Tommy Boy's been to Chipotle again. Duck and cover!