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Feds charge teen with butt crack sold drugs out of RMV men's room
By adamg on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 5:41pm
Crime Boston has details of an 18-year-old indicted in federal court on charges he sold crack cocaine and heroin - which he allegedly stored in bags clenched in his buttocks - in the men's room at the Chinatown Registry of Motor Vehicles.
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Buttons? You mean buttocks
Buttons? You mean buttocks perhaps? And try using a hyphen in "buttcrack-sold" next time you have the opportunity to use that phrase.
Thanks, had it ass backwards
Fixed.
Oh! I see... he sold his butt
Oh! I see... he sold his butt crack drugs while inside an RMV... nevermind. I'm all bums.
these comments...
...are bottoming out quickly. We should quit while we're behind.
He May Argue Drugs Aren't Harmful...
... but these rectum.
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
Good one!
(the "but these rectum" pun just made my day, lol.
Seriosuly - when I first saw the headline ("feds charge teen with butt crack...") I thought maybe it meant that they were going to cane the kid a la Singapore (i.e. they punish him with a crack on the butt). Glad to see I was wrong.
Not for that offense
joke cracking, and crack joking aside, in Singapore he'd be dead probably inside of a year. The immigration form says in big red letters:
DEATH TO DRUG TRAFFICKERS
and they don't mess around - especially when they crack a case that's as open and shut as this one (oops - let one slip)
seems like a crappy location
seems like a crappy location for a drug business.
waitaminute
In the flurry of rectally-induced puns I didn't even think about it, but ...
...the men's room of the Chinatown RMV??? "Chinese Rocks" indeed...
Was this a case of Crack
being served on a poo poo platter?
Mighty convenient...
I mean, nothing makes those endless waits in line at the DMV go by a little quicker than a bit of heroin... amiright?
Now I know why they call it "crack"
Now that's just not sanitary.