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Feds charge teen with butt crack sold drugs out of RMV men's room

Crime Boston has details of an 18-year-old indicted in federal court on charges he sold crack cocaine and heroin - which he allegedly stored in bags clenched in his buttocks - in the men's room at the Chinatown Registry of Motor Vehicles.

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Buttons? You mean buttocks perhaps? And try using a hyphen in "buttcrack-sold" next time you have the opportunity to use that phrase.

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Fixed.

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Oh! I see... he sold his butt crack drugs while inside an RMV... nevermind. I'm all bums.

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...are bottoming out quickly. We should quit while we're behind.

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... but these rectum.

Suldog
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(the "but these rectum" pun just made my day, lol.

Seriosuly - when I first saw the headline ("feds charge teen with butt crack...") I thought maybe it meant that they were going to cane the kid a la Singapore (i.e. they punish him with a crack on the butt). Glad to see I was wrong.

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joke cracking, and crack joking aside, in Singapore he'd be dead probably inside of a year. The immigration form says in big red letters:

DEATH TO DRUG TRAFFICKERS

and they don't mess around - especially when they crack a case that's as open and shut as this one (oops - let one slip)

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seems like a crappy location for a drug business.

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In the flurry of rectally-induced puns I didn't even think about it, but ...

...the men's room of the Chinatown RMV??? "Chinese Rocks" indeed...

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being served on a poo poo platter?

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I mean, nothing makes those endless waits in line at the DMV go by a little quicker than a bit of heroin... amiright?

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Now that's just not sanitary.

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