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Move over Cambridge moms: It's Revere's turn to shine

By adamg on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 11:59am

Your Mom Is So Revere:

You give her a gift certificate to Dunkin Donuts and carton of Malboros for Christmas every year.

She talks like Beachmont is four towns over "YOUS GOIN ALL THE WAYTA BEACHMONT?"

She gets offended if people think she is from Medford.

Earlier:
Yer Cambridge Mom jokes.

Neighborhoods: 
Revere


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Comments

By anon on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 1:05pm.

Those are much funnier than the Cambridge ones.

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By Stewart on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 1:32pm.

"Your mama is so Cambridge she had herself certified organic before she would breast-feed" was classic.

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By anon on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 1:12pm.

If so, how about: Your mom is so Helen Keller . . . or your mom is so blonde she . . .

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By anon on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 3:02pm.

Can we have some of those please people?

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By anon on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 3:27pm.

Your mom is so JP - both of them.

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By anon on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 3:33pm.

Men live in JP? Not just lesbians and single mothers?

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By anon on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 3:56pm.

He's your step-mom.

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By anon on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 4:42pm.

Yer Dad is so JP, your Mom left him for another woman.

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By Sock_Puppet on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 4:58pm.

He hides jars from Whole Foods in the neighbor's recycling bin

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By SwirlyGrrl on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:24am.

He once said "Damnit, SOMEBODY has to wear the ponytail in this family!".

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