Never buy lobster salad from a New Yorker

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Well what do you expect

From a place that lets people call them selves "native" if they have lived with in the same zip code for ten years.

It's S&P's Fault

S&P downgraded their lobsters to crawfish long ago. Actually, "seafish fraud" is not new. I once ate at a restaurant that advertised twin lobsters. Not only were they not twins, they weren't even related.

Fixed that for you.

Never buy lobster salad anything from a New Yorker.

INTERLOPER

Obviously some East Side goy trying to pass for a member of the tribe. Who buys Lobster Salad in Zabar's? Whitefish Salad, maybe. But Lobster? Getouttahere.

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