Newt hates us, he really, really hates us!

Honestly, why anyone in this state would vote for this buffoon or that other buffoon, Mittens, is beyond me. Both of them have gone on the campaign disparaging citizens of MA. Morons.

Massachusetts also has a low divorce rate rate. The very same commonwealth that, shock, allowed homosexuals to marry (and, eech, have sex!).

What bothers me most about the Newt and Mittens is that both are morally bankrupt. Newt comes from the cast of populist, charismatic, fat mouths who uses people. In Newt's universe he is the center and the rest of humanity revolves around him. Mittens, his show of religiosity notwithstanding, is about making money. President Mitt would do his best to eliminate anything that does not make money regardless of how many people would suffer as a result. It takes little to imagine whom he would favor for making money.

When I consider the moral and intellectual heft of the last Republican President, and the intelligent debate and republican values represented by the current Republican front runners, I am left with a perception of the Party of Lincoln as the Party of Homer Simpson.

I can't read his name without thinking of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "She turned me into a newt!"

In all seriousness, though, It amazes me that anyone can even give this man any respect at all. He's outrageous.

...then we must be doing something right.

Comedy Central addressed this years ago.