Police: Suburban man gets up to ramming speed on Lansdowne Street

Officers on patrol near closing time on Lansdowne Street early this morning arrested a Norfolk man after watching him "running at full speed, run smack dab into the side of a cab that had stopped to pick up a fare," denting the vehicle.

Police say the man then tried to blend into the crowd, but he proved no match for the fleet footed officers, who arrested him on a charge of willful and malicious destruction of property. Police did not hazard a guess as to why he decided to throw himself at the cab.

Comments

New cliche

Cab hits man, it's not news. Man hits cab? Now that's news!

Great headline

Love the "Deathmobile" reference.

Daniel Simpson Day...has no grade point average.

Was he doing it to impress a girl?

You know, dent cab for cutie?

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