Boston Police report arresting a Lynnfield man inside the East Ocean City Restaurant on Beach Street around 5 this morning, where he had allegedly dropped on a table to flop like a fish:
Upon entering the building, officers located a white male, who appeared to be extremely intoxicated, lying on a table inside the establishment. When asked to explain why he was inside the restaurant, the suspect was unable to.
According to witnesses, the suspect was seen kicking the glass door before shattering it. Witnesses further state, once inside, the suspect was seen with a fish net in hand attempting to snag fish out of the fish tank.
A floundering Brian McBride, 27, now faces a date with the scales of justice tomorrow in Boston Municipal Court, where he will have to listen to prosecutors recite his alleged tale of breaking and entering.