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Yer Cambridge Mom jokes

By adamg on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 3:00pm

PRCmoms:

Your mom is so Cambridge you've never met your dad because he lives in JP

Your mother is so Cambridge she thinks "Yo Mama" jokes are about a Chinese cellist

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By anon on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 3:57pm.

Your mom is so Cambridge that she performed a citizen's arrest on Henry Louis Gates Jr. just to prove that America is not post-racist.

Your mom is so Cambridge that she still thinks the Rosenbergs were innocent.

Your mom is so Cambridge that even Chuck Turner though she was a crazy liberal.

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By anon on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:01am.

Your mom is so Cambridge she thinks her hair looks good.

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By anon on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:42am.

...that I *would* be doing her, except she's too busy self-publishing poetry about doing her transgendered multicultural undocumented-resident tribal dance instructors.

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By NotWhitey on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 1:08pm.

Your mom is so Cambridge she thinks Worcester is in the Midwest.

Your mom is so Cambridge she thinks that hiring an illegal immigrant nanny is sticking it to The Man.

Your mom is so Cambridge she still talks about Joyce Chen's restaurant.

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By pugdaddy on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:37am.

Yo momma is so Cambridge that her entire wardrobe is purple.

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By pugdaddy on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:37am.

Yo momma is so Cambridge that her entire wardrobe is purple.

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By SwirlyGrrl on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 2:42pm.

... is SOOOO Cambridge, she thinks her Volvo is a low emission vehicle.

... is SOOOO Cambridge, she still remembers getting upset when the food coop got a bourgeous capitalist running dog cash register.

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By anon on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 2:16pm.

Your Mom is so Cambridge that she's embarassed that you're the same race as her.

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By John-W on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:12pm.

yer mom is sooooo Cambridge, her Volvo was traded in for a zipcar account and her Vulva is low emission.

yer mom is sooooo Cambridge, she's a liberal hypocrite whose combined real estate worth, between the house in Agassiz and the summer house on the Cape, is more than most folks in Area 3 will see in two lifetimes.

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