Assault and battery with a dangerous side dish

Boston Police are looking for a woman who allegedly went behind the counter at the Roslindale Wendy's tonight, grabbed some macaroni and cheese in a bare hand and threw it at a worker. She then fled in a waiting car.

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Those carbs will kill ya.

Those carbs will kill ya.

Wait a minute...

I think we're missing the bigger point here...Wendy's has mac 'n cheese?

Yes, but that may be the bigger crime, one reviewer says

Taste-Testing Two-Thirds of Wendy's New "Signature Sides" Side-Dish Menu:

[T]he real crime was the mac 'n'cheese, which tasted like a bad parody of Kraft macaroni and cheese ... We were both horrified at how truly terrible these new side dishes looked, smelled and tasted. This was the least delicious fast-food experience I have had in a very, very long time.

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