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The curse of the day
By adamg on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:27pm
This evening, an angry drunk was walking down Centre Street in West Roxbury, yelling at everybody he passed: "I hope you die of high cholesterol!"
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We've all been there before.
Admit it.
I've been there
on Centre St in West Roxbury but not drunk not nor walking down the middle of the street. Admit it yourself you big lush.
May your arterial flow be
May your arterial flow be unimpeded.
May your plaques be stable
... and your artery calcifications regressing with time.
(sorry - wild weekend. don't get me started on cardiologist pick up lines)
I'll have you know, I was
I'll have you know, I was *not* drunk. I was intoxicated.
Cripes
Someone else who wants the
Someone else who wants the name 'West Roxbury' changed to 'Curley' for the sake of the political hacks there...
One Problem
Roxbury would want to be known as "Mo" and JP would insist on "Larry".