He didn't have wings

No wings for himQuincy Police report that the other day, this guy loaded up his shopping cart at a local Stop & Shop with $400 worth of Red Bull and then attempted to casually saunter out of the store with it.

Unfortunately for him, the store had a loss-prevention officer on duty, who confronted him. Rather than down some of the stuff and fly away, he abandoned his haul and ran off.

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I guess

I guess Red Bull doesn't give you brains...

But...

it does appear to give you balls.

qpd?

sounds like a cop move, it happened in my town twice last year.

"who's gonna arrest me?"

he ran off...doing 80 miles

he ran off...doing 80 miles an hour.

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