He didn't have wings
By adamg - 11/15/12 - 9:26 am
Quincy Police report that the other day, this guy loaded up his shopping cart at a local Stop & Shop with $400 worth of Red Bull and then attempted to casually saunter out of the store with it.
Unfortunately for him, the store had a loss-prevention officer on duty, who confronted him. Rather than down some of the stuff and fly away, he abandoned his haul and ran off.

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I guess
I guess Red Bull doesn't give you brains...
But...
it does appear to give you balls.
qpd?
sounds like a cop move, it happened in my town twice last year.
"who's gonna arrest me?"
he ran off...doing 80 miles
he ran off...doing 80 miles an hour.