It's just not April Fool's Day without some Disney rape, murder and prostitution jokes, eh?
UPDATE: Editor was asked to resign, she resigns.
UPDATE: The Daily Free Press posted its apology this evening.
The Daily Free Press at BU plans some sort of apology tomorrow for its April Fool's issue, which featured stories with leads such as:
Seven frat dwarves were arrested last night after they allegedly dragged and gangbanged a female Boston University student in an Allston Village cabin.
The female victim, described as the "fairest of them all," reported to have been roofied after drinking an appletini at a Beta Rho Omega fraternity party, according to Captain Robert Hook of the BU Police Department.