MBTA budget crisis solved
By adamg - 4/1/12 - 10:40 am
Tom Bruno breaks the news:
MBTA counts loose change dropped onto subway tracks, announces $133.4 Billion surplus.
He adds that to avoid the 9.8% fee at the local CoinStar machine, they opted for a Stop & Shop gift card.

Comments
Oh, thank you!
12:17pm and I had not encountered any April 1 jokes.
That's ridiculous
Now, this is a much more modest proposal.