MBTA budget crisis solved

Tom Bruno breaks the news:

MBTA counts loose change dropped onto subway tracks, announces $133.4 Billion surplus.

He adds that to avoid the 9.8% fee at the local CoinStar machine, they opted for a Stop & Shop gift card.

Comments

Oh, thank you!

12:17pm and I had not encountered any April 1 jokes.

That's ridiculous

Now, this is a much more modest proposal.

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