No longer drunk, man seeks help to remember where he parked his bike



    Free tagging: 


    Well, not exactly

    I will, however, cop to walking my bike until I had burned off enough alcohol to actually ride it. It helps the walking, as I sort of not really recall ...

    At least he wasn't driving when he learned this tough lesson.


    Those martinis at Locke Ober pack a punch. In a related story, something not to do while drunk in Boston: attempt to cross against the light at Park and Tremont during rush hour. Just no.