The shame of the suburbs

Bridgewater Police report:

12/16/12 10:36am VANDALISM-HUBBARD LN Party reports reindeer lawn figures were placed in inappropriate positions.

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I have it on good authority

that if they're the ones whose necks bob up and down, you can of course use them for the obvious thing involving a bobbing head, but you can also position the head so it's up against something and can't move, which then makes the rear half of the reindeer, um, move rhythmically...

Could you write that again, eeka

only a little....slower this time?

We've got a suspect

The Reindeer Fornication Prevention Task Force has some questions for you, Eeka. Can anyone confirm your whereabouts on the evening of Dec. 15?

God Forbid!

Reindeer sex? What about the children?

Oh, they should certainly see this more appropriate display!

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Had a very shiny...WHOA...hide your eyes kids!

This is a children's display

This is a children's display - no adult reindeer games here!

We deny everything!

We deny everything!

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