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The shame of the suburbs

Bridgewater Police report:

12/16/12 10:36am VANDALISM-HUBBARD LN Party reports reindeer lawn figures were placed in inappropriate positions.


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that if they're the ones whose necks bob up and down, you can of course use them for the obvious thing involving a bobbing head, but you can also position the head so it's up against something and can't move, which then makes the rear half of the reindeer, um, move rhythmically...

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only a little....slower this time?

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The Reindeer Fornication Prevention Task Force has some questions for you, Eeka. Can anyone confirm your whereabouts on the evening of Dec. 15?

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Reindeer sex? What about the children?

Oh, they should certainly see this more appropriate display!

IMAGE(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oMiIoqZG_iA/Tv-l-S02voI/AAAAAAAABZQ/taZ4b-7V30c/s1600/reindeer+lights.jpg)

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Had a very shiny...WHOA...hide your eyes kids!

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This is a children's display - no adult reindeer games here!

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We deny everything!

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