Spurty perv leaves behind evidence in West Roxbury

West Roxbury Patch reports the evidence includes both a sample of his precious bodily fluids and a roughly two-inch long "penis imprint."



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    Dr Stangelove reference FTW!

    Dr Stangelove reference FTW! I kinda feel bad for the cop that had to go take that report, and worse, actually write the report that included such a phrase. And this is pretty disgusting, and for lack a stronger adjective, fucking weird.

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    That's just sad, a 2" penis

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    That's just sad, a 2" penis. I though, maybe he's compensating for something.

    But then a "pool of semen?" It makes me think maybe this guy has ginourmous balls that produce an abundance of semen, sufficient to make a sustainable pool.

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    Ginourmous balls

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    This is funny, because at my last job, we spent months working to kick out a repeat pervert who had visibly grapefruit-sized testicles. We finally kicked him out when he got caught masturbating in front of a female employee.

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    Hedwig is not currently a suspect, police confirm.

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