Things that would be improved by the Muppets dancing to 'Under Pressure'
By adamg - 7/13/12 - 9:47 am
1. Boston and Chelsea firefighters testing pipes on the Tobin Bridge intended to carry water in the event of a fire.
The Boston Fire Department reports crews this morning are testing the standpipes that bring water to the roadways - they are supposed to withstand 200 lbs. of pressure for two hours.
The first test this morning was stopped as a valve did not hold and water started flowing out. That is being fixed.

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Dancing?
How about performing. Like, use Beaker to say "MEEP" at the right times, mostly a capella, but with Animal embellishing with novel percussion.
And obligatory
And obligatory link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i60dwRf1XQ