Valentine fired, and on Thursday, leaving plenty of time for the "shocking" revelations to be phoned in for the Sunday papers.
Yesterday, I predicted Valentine would get the axe 12 hours after the final out of the Sox' last game. It took 15. Rats!
Maybe he'll show up next year and try to manage while wearing a disguise.
They're already looking at hiring a totally new candidate, by the name of Vobby Balentine.