Some Globe columnist or an actual Gloucester seafood guy?
As a survivor of many bad relationships including two stupid-ass engagements, I often find advice to women from "Mere" (as her loyal readers call her) to be soft and fuzzy.
I am in love with Gloucester Guy. He knows exactly what's going on inside the mind of the guy who won't text, call or email you back.
It's not even that He's Just Not Into You. He Wants You To Leave Him Alone.