A concerned citizen grouses about rodents of unusual size on Washington Street:
Rats! Huge! Big as a Wombat!
Ed. note: Those would be some rats, since wombats can be as large as 77 lbs. Also: They are not reluctant to use their razor-sharp claws and "startled wombats can also charge humans and bowl them over, with the attendant risks of broken bones from the fall."