He was swimming like a fish, in that he had no clothes on

State Police dipped into the Charles River by the Mass. Ave. Bridge this morning to pull out a man swimming the river with no clothes on, per National Emergency Alerts.

In 2011:
Photos of naked man swimming the Charles and getting arrested for same

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Nude?

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I hope he was wearing a condom.

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Not as ominous as it sounds

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There are people all over the place who listen to police and fire scanners. And whoever runs that Twitter account collects and tweets the best of them.

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yup

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I was jogging by there this morning and saw the commotion. When the cops told the man to get out of the water he just kept doing the backstroke. Other onlookers were saying he was noticeably intoxicated.

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I want to move to Vermont,

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I want to move to Vermont, where public nudity is legal in most towns.

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Good. More cute Vermont

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Good. More cute Vermont hippie girls for the rest of us.

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