Mike Napoli never has to pay for another shirt in this town

Or a drink, apparently.

UPDATE: Drunken/shirtless Napoli timeline - note that one of the last shirts he wore was a Marty Walsh tee.

Mark Garfinkel has come up with an update for Charlie on the MTA:

Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Napoli
On a proud and memorable day.
He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed fans in a skirt, went barhoppin' without a shirt.

Chorus:
Well, did he ever return? No, he never returned.
And his fate is still unlearned.
He may drink forever in the bars of Boylston.
He's the man who never returned.