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State Police request zombies not dismember victims on highway median strips

By adamg on Sat, 11/16/2013 - 7:34pm

Earlier today, Burlington Police tweeted:

Woman on Rt. 3 North in Billerica cutting up a dead deer. Was she a hunter, butcher... zombie?

State Police replied:

Asking hunters, living-impaired to not gut their prey in the median strip, be safe and mindful of MA hunting laws.

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Comments

By No one in particular on Sun, 11/17/2013 - 10:06am.

That would be my guess - an opportunist.

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By Hyde_Parker on Sun, 11/17/2013 - 11:52am.

I had a science teacher in middle school who was learning how to do taxidermy (good teacher, a little eccentric, but a very good teacher.) He complained how expensive it was to buy specimens on which to practice his craft. He asked us all to let him know when we saw fresh road kill that wasn't too mangled. Apparently, if the animal was still pretty fresh he would scoop it up and store it in his freezer until he was ready to work. Yes, I'm pretty sure the guy had a wife.

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