No doubt there's a perfectly good explanation for this afternoon's six-story geyser on A Street at Congress that doesn't involve a burst water main or an attack by Lord Nemo on the surface people. Photograph by Upstatement.
Robbie Waters provides another view of the eponymous event.
UPDATE: No, it's just a water-main break. The city advises that A Street is closed from Congress to Melcher and that while Congress remains open, people should just be somewhere else for awhile.