What a dummy
By adamg - 2/28/13 - 8:33 am
The Huntington News reports Northeastern police officers came running when a college worker reported "a man in the Smith Hall laundry room standing still in a strange position for several hours" - with his head stuck in a drier. Turns out he had good reason for standing still: He was a mannequin.
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Just another drunk
Just another drunk Northeastern student trying to dry his hat.
Ooofa
I like the entry right below,with the guy going to the cops because his sister is arguing with her roomie over "personal hygiene issues".
My favorite
is the two thefts from the "Sacred Space."
Guess it's not so sacred after all.
Mannequin Rights
Can't a mannequin hang out in a campus laundry room without getting harassed? Don't the police have better things to do?
Care and handling instructions
Not that it's my place to give people advice, but this is not how they recommend you clean a Real Doll™.