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Eddie from Malden says he's selling one of the Hilltop cows

Specifically, one of the calves. He wants $3,000 and says that's non-negotiable, so don't even think of trying to bargain him down.

If you think like me. You too will know this stuff will be worth big money!! Plus it's a cool conversation piece.

Via Boston Reddit.

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Don't ever fuckin' change. You're beautiful, baby.

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who wouldn't buy a fake cow from a guy named Eddie from Malden.? Well, maybe a guy named Vinnie from Everett.

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... or the street-value equivalent in oxys?

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The plastic cow is smarter than Eddie.....

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Was painful to read.

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After spending $3000 dollars on a hilltop cow my friends will have a really cool conversation piece about how I wasted $3000 dollars on a hilltop cop.

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The Senate don't pay as well as you thought, huh?

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Eddie is selling the cow to finance his remedial English-language education. Wowza, that post was a doozie!

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I needed this laugh today - thank you for posting this Adam!

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Didn't a few of them go missing?

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