Imagine the first arrest for shopping under the influence

The Northborough Wegman's wants to serve alcohol, restaurant style.

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...you can do a lot of damage with an errant shopping cart. "Attention! BIG cleanup in aisle 3..."

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Worse still

John Pinette, who according to the Internets grew up around here, used to do a bit in his comedy routine about the singles nights Vons in California used to host.

I paraphrase: do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have to call a friend and say "dude, I need you to give me a lift. I've had too much to drink. I'm at Vons."

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