So this out of towner makes the mistake of parking on Oakview Terrace in JP last night and makes the further mistake of telling the local to be more careful the next time he parks after he bops into her car with his. And then she comes out later and finds a threatening note on her windshield, inside a bag with a biohazard sticker on it.
Jamaica Plain News reports what happened next: She calls police, who, of course, aren't getting anywhere near a bag marked as containing a possible biohazard, so of course they promptly call the Boston Fire Department's hazmat unit.
BW, who lives on the street, is not surprised at the note, although the biohazard wrapper was a bit of a novelty:
It's in front of my house. Saw note when I parked in front of it around 6.
We have a long history of jerk notes left on windshields up here on the terrace. Biggest biohazard is usually dog poop on my lawn.